Saucy's Clinic of Dilettantism
poniesponiesevrywhere:

Defender by vombavr

kazi-is-doing-the-thing:

People of England, help a british born american out. My mum handed these in the bag pictured to me wondering what the hell they were. My dad, the one who is severely british, does not know what these are. It isn’t the regular British Coins, not that i know of. Except if the currency changed in the last 10 years, I haven’t been there since 2001.

So what are these?

They are not legal tender in any way, nor have they ever been. They’re just tokens used for things like car washes, arcades and other places where they want to make it perfectly clear you can’t get your money back.

buckkybbarnes:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

kiki-risu:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

#first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY

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36) Define Art. 43) Do you have any nicknames? 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

36 - Art: Something created to convey an aesthetic sense and/or elicit a an emotional response.

43 - Besides Sauce/Saucy, the only other real nickname I’ve had was briefly obtained when I first went camping with my LARP group. They all knew sod all about camping so I ended up looking after all of them, making sure they had water and were eating well… by the end of it a lot of them were calling me “mum”.

99 - “What the fuck is wrong with you people?! I’m a 23-year-old idiot with no life experience! Why the fuck would you all listen to me?! Go listen to someone with something to say! You could at least have had the decency to wait until I put some trousers on or something…”

mlpartconfessions:

It’s a shame we don’t get any Ahuizotl blogs. And it’s sad to see a character in the show that is not at all popular. The mod, well, for the most part, is an awesome person. That’s the main reason why.
And the other reason why the blog’s in hiatus, and why the mod barely makes an updates/posts, is because his art is not good enough, and his depression of not being “Up There” with such artists like: Andy Price, Mickeymonster, Peachiekeenie, and list of artists going on and on, is sinking him into the insignificant mark, which I’m depressed too… I just hope he’s listening to this. It’s too little too soon to be quitting or deleting a blog that you just made less than a year ago.
I just wished there is some ways I could help and motivate the mod out so he could continue out any storyarc that he has with this “canon” Ahuizotl. That, and I think Ahuizotl needs more askblogs….
And dude, nobody’s perfect, just because your art is shit, doesn’t mean nobody would enjoy them. As long as your not templating artwork, which depends on the art, if you have the artistic colors to make the original source more bedazzling, then it’s awesome on my book, or recoloring bases, then your indeed an artist if you make the images from your own mentality. 
I’ll agree, your artwork isn’t at all, good, but that doesn’t mean you’re trying, and I feel sympathy for you because I was around when you’re around of your feelings, and look what got me here. And asiding from that, it’s good to see a ponyask blog of a character who isn’t pony.
And yes, I know, the blog’s recent. But if the mod doesn’t hear this, then all hope is lost, and possibly, the askblog would be deleted.
TL;DR Basically, this is me calling him out on his own unmotives, and make the mod get back to make more drawings and artwork. 
- Anonymous
Mod note - Pic requested to be used by OP.

And the award for being completely oblivious as to how insulting your “motivation” actually is goes to… THIS ANON.
Although I honestly suspect it’s a troll rather than genuine support. “Yeah, your art is utter shit but I like the character from the show.” What a prick.
I looked at the blog myself though, and calling that art bad is just plain unwarranted.

mlpartconfessions:

It’s a shame we don’t get any Ahuizotl blogs. And it’s sad to see a character in the show that is not at all popular. The mod, well, for the most part, is an awesome person. That’s the main reason why.

And the other reason why the blog’s in hiatus, and why the mod barely makes an updates/posts, is because his art is not good enough, and his depression of not being “Up There” with such artists like: Andy Price, Mickeymonster, Peachiekeenie, and list of artists going on and on, is sinking him into the insignificant mark, which I’m depressed too… I just hope he’s listening to this. It’s too little too soon to be quitting or deleting a blog that you just made less than a year ago.

I just wished there is some ways I could help and motivate the mod out so he could continue out any storyarc that he has with this “canon” Ahuizotl. That, and I think Ahuizotl needs more askblogs….

And dude, nobody’s perfect, just because your art is shit, doesn’t mean nobody would enjoy them. As long as your not templating artwork, which depends on the art, if you have the artistic colors to make the original source more bedazzling, then it’s awesome on my book, or recoloring bases, then your indeed an artist if you make the images from your own mentality. 

I’ll agree, your artwork isn’t at all, good, but that doesn’t mean you’re trying, and I feel sympathy for you because I was around when you’re around of your feelings, and look what got me here. And asiding from that, it’s good to see a ponyask blog of a character who isn’t pony.

And yes, I know, the blog’s recent. But if the mod doesn’t hear this, then all hope is lost, and possibly, the askblog would be deleted.

TL;DR Basically, this is me calling him out on his own unmotives, and make the mod get back to make more drawings and artwork. 

- Anonymous

Mod note - Pic requested to be used by OP.

And the award for being completely oblivious as to how insulting your “motivation” actually is goes to… THIS ANON.

Although I honestly suspect it’s a troll rather than genuine support. “Yeah, your art is utter shit but I like the character from the show.” What a prick.

I looked at the blog myself though, and calling that art bad is just plain unwarranted.

I'll try to give solid answers.
1) Sexuality?
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you wear?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
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Don’t forget.

Well, this is different. In a rather pleasant way.

Word of advice to anyone wanting to approach an artist for a commission.

Know what you want.

It’s great that you like the person’s art enough to want to pay for some of it yourself, but that in itself is not worth money. If you want them to “just draw what [they] like” then I have some great news for you - they’ll do that anyway. If that’s what you want just send them a donation. The whole point of a commission is that they will draw what you want.

Express what you want in 200 words or less, preferably less.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s fine to want the details just right (so long as you’re willing to pay for the extra time & effort spent getting them right). But you don’t want to start with the details. Address them as they become relevant, don’t swamp the artist with them right at the start, because if they have to browse through four pages of descriptive text to find the two words relevant to the bit they’re drawing now, they’ll quickly get frustrated.

And no, if does not matter if you’re a great writer. If anything that makes it worse. Your artist does not need elegant prose to complete your commission. They need concise and to the point descriptions of what the viewer will see.

As an important caveat, reference images do not count toward this word limit. If you can’t find an appropriate reference to show the pose, character, scenery or expression you want, then don’t worry too much, but if you can, include it! A well chosen reference image is infinitely more valuable than any textual description.

technomod:

unirainbowllamacorn:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ITS HERE AGAIN

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I TELEPORTED BREEEEEEEEEEEEAD!

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OH SHI-

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Yeah, right.

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So if I put this on…

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…then all of a sudden…

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…I’m going to start acting all-

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Well spank me on the bottom and call me Clarence!

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I do believe I’m running a little low on the tea front.

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Would you mind awfully fetching me a pot of Earl Grey? Slice of lemon, no sugar.

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Toodle pip!

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-the fuck…

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Tumblr was right?!?

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Is this a bow… and why does my ‘tache smell of wax?

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CUFFLINKS?!?

ask-prof-smirk:



Supported by Patreon
Well someone touched a nerve…
Mod Notes:
As with the rest of this arc, my profuse thanks to Scribbler for double checking my Luna dialogue.
Also, I would like to remind people that I’m currently doing a commission/donation drive to cover my trip to vend at BUCK. I still have a long way to go, so if you want to help out, and perhaps get some are in the bargain, see here for more details!



50% of panels in this update consist of just characters looking shocked. Hopefully with enough subtle details to differentiate them. Now that’s what I call effective use of panels.

ask-prof-smirk:

Supported by Patreon

Well someone touched a nerve…

Mod Notes:

As with the rest of this arc, my profuse thanks to Scribbler for double checking my Luna dialogue.

Also, I would like to remind people that I’m currently doing a commission/donation drive to cover my trip to vend at BUCK. I still have a long way to go, so if you want to help out, and perhaps get some are in the bargain, see here for more details!

50% of panels in this update consist of just characters looking shocked. Hopefully with enough subtle details to differentiate them. Now that’s what I call effective use of panels.

dinosaurence:

"Literally"

Kept meaning to make this post myself…

atomicvortex:

ask-omnipony:

shipeveryonewithsomeone:

askjollydragonite:

shayanbes:

ask-team-freedom-reblog:

putuksstuff:

arosu-sama:

Nice test.


FUCK YOU IM A DRAGON

I got a unicorn. Hmm…

I GOT DRAGON TOO

"Siren. NO!! I am a dragon and this game is wrong wrong wrong."

I’m a Angel apparently 

I’m a shitty vampire

Angel!

Ah, so this is the post arosu-sama was complaining about getting ridiculous notes for. Also I’m a Dragon apparently.

atomicvortex:

ask-omnipony:

shipeveryonewithsomeone:

askjollydragonite:

shayanbes:

ask-team-freedom-reblog:

putuksstuff:

arosu-sama:

Nice test.

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FUCK YOU IM A DRAGON

I got a unicorn. Hmm…

I GOT DRAGON TOO

"Siren. NO!! I am a dragon and this game is wrong wrong wrong."

I’m a Angel apparently 

I’m a shitty vampire

Angel!

Ah, so this is the post arosu-sama was complaining about getting ridiculous notes for. Also I’m a Dragon apparently.

arosu-sama:

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

Whoa